May 2013
tinkervrisk:
physical education more like pointless embarrassment
Me: hey mom pass me my Kush
Mom: excuse me? You're grounded
My: my cushion mom.
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
getdrunkskeetskeet:
My boyfriend just said: if you cut one more time, we’re over when I told him I was having a rough night, that I was being triggered again. he doesn’t understand he just made it ten times worse. I’m so done
frostbitten-nightmares:
using the word gay as an insult on a gay person is totally oblivious. It’s like insulting a cactus by calling it a cactus
boyqueen:
just a reminder
if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.
weight-a-second:
unnoticedbyall:
davidspookmour:
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer
we wouldn’t be singing
beyonco:
if i ever meet Pitbull i’m going to scream MR WORLDWIDE and then throw a globe at him
